The reason why so many people prefer older men isn’t because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time.
"I want a plus-sized princess!"
"I want a princess who can’t sing!"
"I want a princess who can fight!"
"I want a non-traditional princess!"
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”