jionttt:

The reason why so many people prefer older men isn’t because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time.

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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  • me to all my friends:YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself:you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
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mcvoys:

yeah the world kinda sucks but at least we have marvel movies

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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punmonster:

i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom

the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

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